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Apr 23, 2014

Apr 23, 2014

Apr 23, 2014

jalex-pierced-veil:

huffingtonpost:

'First Gay Hug (A Homophobic Experiment)' parodies ‘First Kiss’ viral video.

The last two guys kill me

(via paradoxicalness)

Apr 23, 2014

didney-worl-no-uta:

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

(via paradoxicalness)

Apr 23, 2014

"Women in their multitudes is something that needs to be seen more than men in their multitudes."

—Graeme Manson, regarding whether he ever considered a male lead for Orphan Black (x)

(Source: neolution, via paradoxicalness)

Apr 23, 2014

Apr 23, 2014

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

(via oblivionsgarden)

Apr 23, 2014


My friends trying to motivate me into productivity
http://onlylolgifs.tumblr.com

My friends trying to motivate me into productivity

(Source: onlylolgifs, via kaeandlucy)

Apr 23, 2014

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see http://gifcraft.tumblr.com/

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

(via drtessarosetorres)

Apr 23, 2014

"

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

"

—Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

(Source: fwips, via drtessarosetorres)